Did I mention that I am getting a little desk of sorts to replace the notorious Dave?
So, this Hermes 3000 and I, we don't have the best relationship. It just sits there like a stubborn turtle with its arching, spoon-handle carriage return lever and chicklet keys and crumbling, duct-taped platen knobs, and I can't seem to see what Larry McMurtry sees in this machine.
What I want to know is, where the rest of you clock in on the Hermes 3000? It's the Cadillac of typewriters, right? Someone set me straight here.